I have been meaning to get in shape, actually have been meaning that for past 3 years. So I figured it is about time. I wanted to start slow so I don’t injure muscles I don’t even have yet!
So a friend recommended I try yoga. Many will mistaken that for Yoda from star wars but they are not the same. Yoga is ………. an art that is increasingly becoming popular where pretentious people get to sometimes literally sniff each other’s butts while doing some weird poses.

So I went with my friend to a yoga studio not that far from where I live because I hate walking. The studio smelled of flowers and had this relaxing music in the background. The class is mostly about relaxing while doing some funky poses.

Advice: If you get bored with all the funky poses you have to do, then try to concentrate on not farting. If you’re like me, you’ll probably want to fart about every 15 minutes to release extra gases built inside which is really natural. Anyway, in a yoga class that is difficult, because the room is so small and hot and crowded that even the teeniest bit of gas would just fill everyones noses and lunges! So the challenge was no longer the hard yoga poses, but actually spending 45 minutes trying to resisting nature’s call!! This is very hard to do. I knew this was going to be a very long class. A class full of good looking chicks that I knew I would have no chance with if I started releasing these unearthly smells.

The trick is to release a little bit at a time without going over the edge. Kinda like financing a car. One small payment at a time.
That worked fine till all of a sudden, an accidental release that exceeded the limits. It big enough to make the air untreatable and get the whole class to a complete stop!

At this point I had to do what any gentleman would do, look at the fattest chick in the room with this disapproving look. Sure enough, it worked and all the women in class gave her that dirty look.
I guess I feel bad, but I could not risk my chances of getting to know the hot babe next to me because of some little .. slippage!

Anyway I wanted to appolgize to that fat lady. Sorry!

أستاذ  طربوش

5 Responses to Yoga and farting – Friday 8th October

  1. Camel Rider
    Oct 08, 2010

    Very nice mr tarboosh! Just when we thought you can’t hit a new low, you amaze us again!! lol

  2. Lina
    Oct 08, 2010

    Please let me know which yoga class that was to make sure I never go there!!! 🙂

  3. kate
    Oct 10, 2010

    Funny story!! I feel sorry for those around you!! 🙂

  4. Tamer
    Oct 11, 2010

    Hey mate, everyone here at the office thought your post about farting was nasty!! yet we all have bookmarked your blog! We have forwarded it to coworkers and friends!! love your sense of humor!!!!

  5. Marwan
    Oct 13, 2010

    Good one tarboosh!

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