Why men are happier than women:

1. We keep our last name. 
2. We can walk around topless.
3. Chocolate is just a snack. 
4. We can go out without combing our hair.
5. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
6. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s bathroom is  just too icky.
7. Same work, more pay.
8. The older we get, the sexier we are (G Cloony!).
9. Wedding dress – $5000; tux rental – $100.
10. People never stare at our chest when we’re talking to them.
11. The occasional well-timed belch is practically expected.
12. We can do our Christmas shopping for 20 friends and relatives, on December 24, in 15 minutes!!
13. Phone conversations are over in 45 seconds flat.
14. A 2 week vacation requires only one suitcase.
15. We can open all our own jars.
16. We get extra credit for the slightest act of kindness.
17. Our underwear is $5.95 for a three-pack.
18. We get up and get out of the house with everything on our face stays its original color. 
19.  The same hair style lasts for years and years and only cost $10 per cut. 
20. We have freedom of choice when it comes to growing a mustache.

أستاذ  طربوش

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