You know how sometimes you are about to do or say something then forget a second later what it was you were supposed to do or say? Sometimes, I’m in the process of thinking of new idea for a new post for Araboosh blog, then as I open word, I forget what the idea was!  The new […]

US vs UK

Having lived on both sides of the Atlantic, allows me the opportunity to make some comparisons with substantive observations. The Constitution: The US declaration of independence and the foundation of society. The US is called the land of opportunity. Britain,on the other hand, has an ancient relic system with hereditary monarchy, a rebel church and a society in which people are […]

Everyone says it is time to get married! So I have joined online dating and recently Araboosh looking for a possible wife. After going through thousands of posts hoping to find my dream woman for the past 3 months now, I’ve noticed a common theme in posts. So I would like to take a minute to sum it up so you know […]

He may be a bit of a geek, but the guy you’ve always thought of as “just a friend” could be the best boyfriend you’ve ever had. Here’s why. Ever since Michael Cera became hot leading guy material, we’ve been thinking about the dorky guys we often overlook. In our experience, nothing about our nerdy […]

When a guy asks you out for a date, you may be wondering what to say to him. There are several questions to ask a guy, so as to start a conversation, but you need to know the right questions to ask. When you ask dating conversation questions, there is a likelihood that you would […]

Just when you think you have seen it all, something new hits you in the face! Humans will marry robots by year 2050!! Huh??? Robots???

سألو رئيس عن رأيه في التغيير قال التغيير ده سنة الحياة قالوا طب وسياتك مش هتتغير قال أنا فرض مش سنة !  —————————- صعيدي طلب يتعين في مجلس الشعب قالوله أنت أهبل؟ قال يعنى لازم الشرط ده —————————-   صعيدي مسكوه بيزور فلوس بيقول للضابط أموت واعرف عرفتوا أزاي ؟ الضابط قاله يا ابن الجزمة هو […]

والله السن لو أحكام يا جماعة.

Do you remember maps? I’m talking about road maps. Those big, floppy, colorful sheets of paper with cool drawings on them that couldn’t be folded the same way twice. They ae about to join theendangered species list. This is due to the new technology, GPS. This was triggered a few days ago when I was at gas station (petrol […]

‏كان هناك ولد يجري خلف فتاة .. فالتفت الفتاة له وقالت الفتاة : لماذا تمشي وراءي .. الولد : أنا معجب بجمالك ووقعت بحبك من أول نظرة .. الفتاة : إذا …انظر وراءك زميلتي هي أجمل مني بكثير .. إلتفت الولد للخلف … الولد : لا يوجد…أحد خلفي! . الفتاة : حسناً لو كنت تحبني […]

         واحدعنده مزرعة فراخ.. دخل المزرعة لقي كل فرخة بايضة بيضة واحدة بس.. مسك فرخة من رجليها ونتف ريشها وقطعها.. وقال للفراخ اللي مش هتجيب بكرة خمس    بيضات هقطعها زي الفرخة دي.. تاني يوم لقي كل الفراخ بايضة خمس بيضات ماعدا فرخة بايضة تلات بيضات بس.. فقالها ايه ده ؟؟ قالت له استر علي ده انا ديييييييييييك.

  Forgot to de-friend your wife on Facebook while posting vacation shots of your mistress? Her divorce lawyer will be thrilled. Oversharing on social networks has led to an overabundance of evidence in divorce cases. The American Academy of Matrimonial Lawyers says 81 percent of its members have used or faced evidence plucked from Facebook, […]

I am one of those fierce feminists! Still, I in no way think men are better than women, I also do not think that women are better than men. However, I had to post our own top 20 rebuttal to Mr Tarboosh’s list of why men are “happier” than women! 🙂   So here goes:   1. the kitchen is all ours.   […]

I have been meaning to get in shape, actually have been meaning that for past 3 years. So I figured it is about time. I wanted to start slow so I don’t injure muscles I don’t even have yet! So a friend recommended I try yoga. Many will mistaken that for Yoda from star wars […]

This is not a joke. The European Union Court of Justice has ruled that working fathers in Spain have the same right to breastfeeding leave as do moms!! Now men can no longer complain about women getting an easy ride. Of course now, people at work might ask: where you going? And you respond: I […]

Why men are happier than women: 1. We keep our last name.  2. We can walk around topless. 3. Chocolate is just a snack.  4. We can go out without combing our hair. 5. Car mechanics tell us the truth. 6. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s bathroom is  just too […]

وجود مادة الكافيين في الشوكولاته يشكل منشطا للجهاز العصبي ما يعطيه احساسا بالراحة والهدوء. من المعروف أن النساء والفتيات يعشقن الشوكولا بدرجة كبيرة ويشعرن برغبة ملحة في تناولها بعد كل وجبة على الأقل، وخصوصا بعد وجبة الإفطار للحصول على إحساس فوري بالهدوء والسعادة، ولكن ما هو سر هذا الغرام الكبير بهذه الحلوى؟ أوضح أخصائيو التغذية […]

…  هذا إعلان في مصر وليس نكتة  ‏​‏​‎​​تفرغ للصيام وخلي الدعاء علينا .. للحصول على دعوات خاصة ارسل على حساب رقم   0201-3969-xxxx    1000 جنيه ندعي لك قبل اذان المغرب. ‏1500 جنيه ندعي لك قبل المغرب مع بكاء. ‏2000 جنيه ندعي لك آخر الليل وقبل الفجر مع بكاء ايضا وخشوع   ولا يفوتك العرض الخاص فقط 4000 […]

I’m a good looking Arabic man (not many of us around) and sometimes that is tough. I do not understand these women who stare at me from a distance  like I am some kind of a shawerma sandwich! Why not just ask me out instead of playing all these kiddy games? Man, every day I run […]

جماعة مدرسين حساب على إنجليزي أعدين بيحششو واحد قال: كابسة..! في صوت بوليس جاي.! سامعين؟ راح رد عليه مدرس الحساب و قاله: آه سامعين و تمنين و تسعين.  راح مسرخ فيهم و قالهم: اعملوا حاجة…دول زنأونة رد عليه مدرس الحساب التاني و قاله، زنأونة و زنى تانية و زنى تالتة أخذهم البوليس للقسم، في الطريق […]

Now that the world Cup is over, the spell holding men over is broken, according to many women. One of the most common complaints about men, is that they often seem to have a stronger relationship with their favorite football team than with their wife. This seems very puzzling to many women. So today, I shall […]

A date is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you are going to get till it is too late! When a date heads south, it can be a terrible put off experience. We have the bad, the ugly and the uglier with this collection of the worst date stories sent by our readers. 1. No Confidence  Although we […]

I was going to write about the new tax increase and how it will effect the world economy and daily life of average citizens but then I came to the conclusion that there was more exciting stuff to talk about .. like LICE   (قمل) Some will never forgive & forget and they will always feel the need to seek […]

Recently, I have taken a flight through London’s Heathrow Airport.  In this ocassion, I have experienced something new I might go as far as calling it a significant emotional event! What was it you ask? No, it was not using the public bathroom.  I have just finished going through the security check where you put all of your […]