We all agree, it takes too much time to read the news! So every week in this space, 60 seconds news, we are going to take a look at the world news and offer our own blend of insensitive commentary, clueless analysis, and poor taste jokes! In the 60 seconds news, we will provide you the news you need from a source you trust! Well .. kind of trust!

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(UPI) DHAKA, Bangladesh: US researchers said tigers in the Sundarbans forests of Bangladesh weigh about half as much as Bengal tigers in other areas.

Our take on it: Many Bengal tigers are being recruited by Cosmo as models for the Catwalk! However, many complain that this is setting an unhealthy standard for impressionable young tigers.

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(UPI) LOS ANGELES, US: Men tend to withdraw socially  the silent and stoic response to stress – while women show increased brain coordination during stress, U.S. researchers said.

Our take on it: In response to this news, 100 men were approached to get their opinion on it,  but none of the men wanted to talk about it.

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